Top Ten Eyerolly Things I Hear at The Store

[25whores]

10. "WHY IS THIS SO EXPENSIVE?!?!?" As they text from a Blackberry, listen to music on a recent version of the iPod, bring two kids that each have their own PSP, and talk about how they're going on vacation soon

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[wrenroth]

WHAT COLOUR ARE MY EYES? TELL ME NOOOOOOWWWW!

[25whores]

fluorescent beige

[jitenshado]

I've no coverage, could you just, k'now, tell me if I'm seeing straight?

[jitenshado]

The colours... they're so bright! And why does that display keep moving??!

[25whores]

True story from a few years back:

Lady calls, my dad picks up.

Dad: [some type of greeting]
Lady: YOUR SIGN IS SPELLED WRONG, THAT'S NOT HOW YOU SPELL "EYE EXAM" IN SPANISH.
Dad: You were reading the part of the sign that's written in Italian. The correctly written Spanish is right above it.
Lady: WELL I DON'T HAVE TIME TO LOOK AT YOUR ENTIRE SIGN OK?!

Yet she had enough time to copy our number down from the sign. Siiiiigh.

[jitenshado]

Dad: Yes, unfortunately we couldn't afford to upgrade the sign. The more expensive signs would emit a mild repulsor beam when its sensors detected impatient illiterati, but the family felt it was a luxury expense.