ehhh...life isn't fair ( Read more... )

I like updating this thing ( Read more... )

Game tonight...I'm never shooting again ( Read more... )

great, i'm silly/funny, so are clowns...that didn't get them very far. they ended up in the circus. i wish people could really see this side of me...i guess its my own fault for being such a distant person. i'm not as depressed as this entry sounds. In fact, i have a huge smile on my face because i just poured cranberry juice on the stupid cat ( Read more... )

Rhonda is a dick.

I swear, if Mr. Rogers switches my schedule around one more time..."it's a beautiful day in the neighborhood" will no longer be a fitting description.

i don't get you. i honestly have no idea what goes through your head sometimes. you'd think someone would learn after the 50th time...but you don't. you'd think someone would do the things they say they want to do...but you do the exact opposite. why would you purposely set yourself up? it makes no sense. you'd think someone would actually ( Read more... )

Bob is screwed...for a very long time...

I'm serious work was the fucking shit today. I love my job. I beat my manager in a pizza eating contest (22 pieces...that's almost 3 pizzas). I'm going to become an Handjob teacher when i grow up. I didn't stop laughing once at work today ( Read more... )

maybe it was a joke, but i doubt it. to be honest, i really hope you end up regretting that...because it hurt. if its the truth, i don't want to hear you lie about it anymore.