I once had a zit the size of a golf ball. It was gross. I had to slice it open with a razor blade. I started to bleed out of control and my Mom quickly rushed me to the hospital. The doctors had a hard time stitching me back up after that. "Damn," I said "That zit almost killed me." That's when I found out that it wasn't a zit it was actually just ( Read more... )

this is stupendous, My car is officially in the shop, getting healed.....THE SILVER STOUVURE RETURNS!!!.....time to go back to NPR.

man, happiness is real close

i can taste it....tastes good

if god loves us so damn much, we are his pride and joy....why would even think about creating a place like hell...brought to my attention by nat while a long walk to the beach

take over my mind and soul and fuck with my vision, be sure to put me back on the ground safely

tomorrow night i will be headed towards the bahamas, fun in the sun...gettin crunk, i hope i can find some fun stuff down there, such as a turtle, and a bird, then i will make them my friends ( Read more... )

man, last night was shitty faced stunkness.. we all had a jolly ol time, we went on nats boat and just smoked ourselves retarded. the duck ate all my munchies though, fucking troj ( Read more... )

this milk im drinking is no good when july 9th comes around...good thing its almost gone ( Read more... )

i love my house cause it is a house, and not a tree...some parts of my house was probably a tree at one point...it makes me wonder...was i a tree too? i wish i lived in the wizard of oz. cause that would be cool.. id kick dorothy in the face... then i would train the monkeys to feed me and shit.. and not kill people, cause killing people is no good ( Read more... )

what i want to say cause i think it is innapropriate for those watching at home how fucked up i am cause i can barely read what is written on my hand anymore it faded off when i was doing dishes at work because i wash dishes it is fun because i can just push a button and that is my job i have a dishwasher now so i dont have to do it myself after ( Read more... )