RocknRolla: A Pairings Primer

Aug 11, 2009 23:18

Much too overdue.

Since about 10 people in total have seen RocknRolla, I thought I'd put together this post and introduce you to a fresh set of boys (and one girl) who might rub you the right way. Click click for some-


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guy ritchie, handsome bob/one two, rocknrolla, victor/uri, johnny quid/archy

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shrinetolust August 12 2009, 18:24:15 UTC
Oh wow. How did you do that? You picked all the same screencaps I would have done. The way Bertie looks at Bob makes me explode with the squee every time! GUH!!

And I love how Mumbles moves them around like chess pieces and giggles to himself the whole time. His convo with One Two about Bob is the BEST.

I'm thinking you like Archy a bit, but I'm not sure. *G* I lament the whole Sherlock Holmes business. I do hope Guy is truly working on that sequel...*quivers* I need more of the boys, stat.

I agree with Mrs. Bean. This post is made of W.I.N.

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2_perseph August 13 2009, 00:50:56 UTC
I'm thinking you like Archy a bit, but I'm not sure.

*cries buckets*

Can he just come over here, please? Never ever must I meet Mark Strong because I know the difference between liking a person you admire and loving a person you admire, and I would lose it and bawl if I ever met him. Right before I attack and rape him. It wouldn't be pretty.

I picked all the same screencaps you would have because on certain days, you know I'm you! Hello? lol!

When I saw Bertie look at Handsome Bob is when I understood what it means to come in public. Because I pretty much did in the movie theater. I don't know how that actor did it, but. that. look. Jesus. And the fact that Bob is perfectly aware and not running for the hills. Because Bertie will put him through his paces. *breaks into a sweat* I'm actually afraid of attempting fic with them.

From all I know, he has a script for The Real RocknRollas, at least a first draft. I'm on the hunt for the thing once it's turned in. *shudders* Tranq me till then.

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slashedshi August 13 2009, 02:40:19 UTC
I HAVE SEEN THIS!! I have , I Have!

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2_perseph August 14 2009, 05:35:48 UTC
And what'd you think??

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slashedshi August 14 2009, 21:12:45 UTC
I really liked it, cept i had to watch it a few times for it to make sense in my head (like pulp fiction), and th slashy text KILLED me.

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2_perseph August 14 2009, 05:39:24 UTC
Okay, can I just have all the Handsome Bob/One Two fic in the world right now?

Share, damn you.

But it still baffles me how there aren't acres of that pairing. I mean, in canon it's a raging tease. How could people not be porning that shit like the world was coming to an end? Especially because it's all First Time stuff for One Two. It's a gold mine!

The Wild Bunch Is Love.

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duckgirlie August 14 2009, 09:29:39 UTC
I love you for this post. I have been searching for Rocknrolla fic since I saw the film, but it appears to be absolutely nowhere at all. I think I've read... two.

And Bob and One Two are doing all the heavy lifting themselves.

But I really want Bob/Bertie. With hair pulling, and faces shoved in carpets, and complete disdain and just... guh.

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2_perseph August 14 2009, 17:29:59 UTC
I think the fic is coming. I've been seeing a lot of omfg from people who will probably very soon be producing fic otherwise the bunnies will kill them. I'm hoping the bunnies will kill them- I'll pay for the daggers and ammo myself.

And Handsome Bob/Bertie.. I think if I don't write a PWP I might die myself.

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duckgirlie August 14 2009, 17:44:52 UTC
I'd love to try something, but I don't think I could get a handle on the gangster style.

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2_perseph August 14 2009, 17:46:38 UTC
Then I'd write it in any style I could.

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circestale August 17 2009, 20:47:47 UTC
I saw this movie, I did! I'm not a huge Guy Ritchie fan, but I did like this movie, because I felt it had a bit more heart than his other movies, if that makes any sense at all. However, I was really upset about what happens to Stella, because she was the total bomb.

I do so hope he does follow up this movie, because I would adore more Handsome Bob/One Two story. (I still think it's so cute how One Two absolutely freaks about dancing. Ha ha. You just wait, One Two, you just wait.)

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2_perseph December 28 2009, 02:21:03 UTC
Oh, Circe! I only just saw this comment! I never got a notification for it. *sigh* I'm so sorry..

I hope it's not too late for me to say YES regarding One Two and the fear of dirty dancing. Even though it wasn't really dirty but rather, more of a severe cuddling. Ack. I sweat just to think of it. Okay so now that the Holmes flick is done, please please Guy, get back to thinking of the sequel! *angst*

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