Comments | 2basrock1987: I'm finally going to use my LiveJournal for the one true purpose of LiveJournals.

2basrock1987

I'm finally going to use my LiveJournal for the one true purpose of LiveJournals.

Aug 02, 2005 16:56

That's right, folks. I'm going to complain like I've wanted to for so long. No more, "At least I have clean water to drink". I'm going to complain about what I don't have, rather than be thankful for the things I do. If you don't want to read this, don't. Here goes ( Read more... )

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sonjamillicent August 2 2005, 16:21:34 UTC

Besides the obvious (there there, I love you, hugs, things won't stay this way forever), I must beg the question:

You found your clitoris for the first time just a week ago?

I am truly sorry.

2basrock1987 August 3 2005, 10:27:28 UTC

Imagine spending all this time looking for it and then finding it and then not having an even marginally easier time orgasming without vibrational aid.

sonjamillicent August 3 2005, 12:00:33 UTC

Sigh. I quote Y Tu Mama Tambien: "You have to make the clitoris your friend." "What kind of friend is always in hiding?"

But don't give up, I guess. I mean, all I need is my hand, sooooo... you'll get it sometime. It is, after all, the only part of the human body (either sex) that exists simply for pleasure. Might as well take advantage of it, heh.

mrtbabe August 3 2005, 08:59:16 UTC

Dude, all I can say is that sucks. Does Josh have an answering machine? Did you try directory assistance for his home #? And also with the just finding the clitoris suckage. I found mine and it doesn't help a hell of a lot haha. Well, school starts soon and back with the awesomeness.

2basrock1987 August 3 2005, 10:25:00 UTC

sup, defective genitalia buddy?

Also, I'll be damned before I look up anyone's number in directory assistance. I'm sorry, I'm not that much of a stalker.