the "I want to have your babies" that's just amazing.. because that's something I'D SAY! I'm such a good girl too, everyone wants to shag me and I've only shagged one percent!

HEY! My stipper name is LOLA, thank you very much! haha and they said ARSE!!!

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Lauren Michelle DeLisi, Queen of IDGY.

IDGY (I Don't Get It)

Oooooo! Who wants to burn American Idiot for me?! ANYONE?! ANYONE?!

Scratch that last entry.. I found my phone.. hehe! So, my mom bought herself a camera phone!! I'm p.o.ed! She doesn't even want the camera! I've been trying to convince her to take my crappy one. It hasn't been going very well... craaapp.

:-* ! MUAAAAHH!

FUCK! I may have lost my phone!! I'm hoping that I left it in Sarah's car friday night!! FUCK!

Fight Club= WORST MOVIE EVER!!

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Happy Turkey Day!!!!! Mean Girls tonight with the sis...

Ron Weasley: [sitting bolt upright in bed] Spiders... the spiders... they were making me tap-dance. And I don't want to tap-dance!
Harry Potter: [laughing] Well go and tell those spiders Ron
Ron Weasley: Yeah tell them... I'll tell them tomorrow...

Damn SPIDERS.....!!

Imasoftballoser: I love you
meiskatisme: thats good why
Imasoftballoser: because I'm allowed to most days
meiskatisme: yeah except thursdays
Imasoftballoser: well good thing its monday!
meiskatisme: yeah it is!

I love it...

Dear Livejournal Reader Person

Why is the heat not on in my house?! It's fucking cold! That may also have to do with the fact that I am wearing a skirt, short-sleeve shit and no socks, BUT why is the heat not on in my house?!

Sincerely, your favorite nerd
Lauren Michelle DeLisi