XVI [Text/Private (Hackable)]
Diary of the Awesome Me (Volume 45,890)
Man, I was so cool the other day! Those Russians didn’t stand a chance! And I got to heroically save my little brother, too, while proclaiming an epic quest for revenge! It was awesome (just like me).
A bunch of murders and stuff have been happening, but the police are too busy chasing their tails to realize that I’m always right-England’s the murderer! I’ll just have to punch London or something a few times as punishment… Maybe even take Ireland off his hands. He doesn’t need it! Hell, they don’t need him. He’s awful with the kids; just look at little Landsea! Perhaps I could incite a rebellion against England through that brat? …. I need to think more on that plan, maybe get the king involved. He likes fucking with everyone’s governments. Hahahaaa!
All the crime here just proves that everyone is so stupid. That Minato guy thinks he’s so cool, but he’s the lamest one here! Well… Second lamest. Since Austria, even if he isn’t here, is still the lamest.
Wait, wait, third lamest. Since Hungary gets the “Second Lamest” spot, right next to her precious aristocrat. Even if she left me here, too.
Well, things are better without those losers getting in my way. Besides England and those Russians, I only have to deal with that extremely angry guy, but I think he’ll stay neutral until I bother him. But, if I can, I still want to avoid talking to him.
Oh, and Poland died. No one really cared, though. Hahahaha!
But, yeah, I’ll secure my vital regions here in Discedo before making any moves (besides beating England up). Fritz, continue watching over me. I’ll make you proud!
Note to self: I need to fix the Church sometime. Perhaps God will show these pagans the way to Enlightenment. I doubt it’ll work, though. Because, seriously, it’s going to take a lot of Enlightenment to get anything through to these people. They’re that dense.