4TH WALL POST

[2cool4europe]

ALL YOU NEWCOMERS!

Don't listen to that idiot, America! This is my city, so you'd better obey my rules! Joining his army is treason!

The Prussian draft is in place! That means you're all members of the Prussian military! NOT AMERICA'S! Do me proud, you sissies!

Comments

[softpushover]

Th-the military!?

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[2cool4europe]

No, the circus.

[2cool4europe]

OF COURSE I MEAN THE MILITARY, YOU IDIOT!

[softpushover]

You don't have to yell.

But I can't join your military, I'm not part of your country.

[samekh]

Hey, hey. Prussia!

[2cool4europe]

What do you want?

[samekh]

YOUR VITAL REGIONS!

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[2cool4europe]

[xii_prince]

Prussia? I can't say I know of any country by that name.

[2cool4europe]

Then you're obviously either mentally deficient or from some inferior nation.

[xii_prince]

As Britannia currently controls a good two-thirds of the world?

I think not.

[2cool4europe]

Britannia? You mean England? Hahaha! England's weak! The only reason he has an empire is because he took all the lands no one else wants!

[climbsthestairs]

[2cool4europe]

....What are you looking at?

[climbsthestairs]

[areyouhidingmybuttercup no nvm I found youski]

[2cool4europe]

Shit.

[Runski.]

[fried_bunny_ear]

YOU!

YOU DESERVE NO CAKE!

[2cool4europe]

Since when can you decide what I do and don't deserve, brat?! If I want cake, I'll get some fucking cake!

[fried_bunny_ear]

If you want cake, you'll have to play nicely with the other children!

And eat your peas.

[2cool4europe]

Fuck no.