4TH WALL POST

[2cool4europe]

Shit, Denmark's already--

LISTEN UP, NEWCOMERS.

If you're here, then there's compulsory service in the Prussian military! Earn your keep, brats! Staying in my city isn't a free vacation!

And, before you idiots decide to ask, no. You don't get a choice in the matter. Stop being a bunch of sissies, pick up a goddamn rifle, and answer to me!

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Comments

I am a terrible person.

[hbombfrommars]

:|

[2cool4europe]

:V

[hbombfrommars]

Eh...

Zeeky Boogy Doog!

The explosion that results is not even remotely of H-bomb proportions -- or even particularly dangerous -- but it is more than sufficient to cover a fifty foot radius with a heavy cloud of soot.

[2cool4europe]

[aninsidejob]

I think I've just had about enough of the military.

[2cool4europe]

And no one cares.

[aninsidejob]

Obviously you do if you need a call to arms.

[2cool4europe]

Your personal opinions on the military? No, I don't care in the least. Note why it's compulsory.

oh hey, remember this guy

[cruciverbal]

But I don't have a rifle.

No 8||||

[2cool4europe]

Get one.

have a refresh then :3

[cruciverbal]

I don't have a license, either.

ohsnap

[2cool4europe]

You get one when joining my military.

[diafturkey]

I pass.

[2cool4europe]

You don't get a choice in the matter.

[diafturkey]

I will not join.

[2cool4europe]

Yes, you will.

[pupcats]

[iforgotmyyname]

Ohhh yes. 8)......

[2cool4europe]

What.

[pupcats]