Most Terrifying Dream EVER

[2cuxi]

 I'm not even really exaggerating. This might be the worst dream I've ever had. I'm not sure of the context but I it took place in an area that was a mix between Discovery Cove (yeah), my apartment, and the YMCA.

Nothing else in the dream matters other than the fact that MAGGOTS, FLATWORMS, AND OTHER THINGS WERE CRAWLING OUT OF MY EARS. I was

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[taffypinkdino]

...that you need to lay off snorting crack before bed.

[2cuxi]

If this is what Mtn. Dew before bed does to me, I'm DONE with that beverage.

I WAS JUST TRYING TO BI-WINNING!

[the_princeling]

I didn't want to tell you this, but I actually killed you over three months ago. I wanted to practice my necromancy spells, so I poisoned that glass of water you had for dinner and then tried to raise your corpse from the dead. It worked very well--your newly undead body was pretty much indistinguishable from a living one, despite the fact I had to hide you from the cops by burying your body out in the forest off the freeway. I guess the maggots proved otherwise, though. I only had you in that hole for a few days, but I guess those little buggers will try to get to anything.

[2cuxi]

Everyone keeps telling me I'm stinky. THIS IS ALL YOUR FAULT!