Situation: guy mowing lawn discovers the hard way that there's a nest of ground bees.
Solution: 1) Begin drinking heavily 2) (hours pass, it gets dark, bees go to sleep) 3) Get a propane torch, and a can of gasoline. 4) Realize that it will be impossible to ignite the propane torch while carrying the can of gasoline. Set down the can of gasoline. Light the torch. Pick the can of gasoline back up. 5) Pour gas down hole, wave torch over hole 6) WATCH AS FLAMING BEES SHOOT OUT OF THE GROUND
Inspiration: 7) Resolve that next time, a shop-vac will be plugged in and nearby, and after step 5 the nozzle will be placed over the hole, and then flipping the 'reverse' switch on the shop-vac will create A GUN THAT SHOOTS FLAMING BEES
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Solution:
1) Begin drinking heavily
2) (hours pass, it gets dark, bees go to sleep)
3) Get a propane torch, and a can of gasoline.
4) Realize that it will be impossible to ignite the propane torch while carrying the can of gasoline. Set down the can of gasoline. Light the torch. Pick the can of gasoline back up.
5) Pour gas down hole, wave torch over hole
6) WATCH AS FLAMING BEES SHOOT OUT OF THE GROUND
Inspiration:
7) Resolve that next time, a shop-vac will be plugged in and nearby, and after step 5 the nozzle will be placed over the hole, and then flipping the 'reverse' switch on the shop-vac will create A GUN THAT SHOOTS FLAMING BEES
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