Noise, monkeys, and Bootzilla ( Read more... )

Wow, been awhile ( Read more... )

It's been a long few weeks ( Read more... )

Hokey dokey, I got one response from my first post along these lines, lets try again ( Read more... )

First a shill ( Read more... )

I have a post about capitalism typed up ( Read more... )

Emergencies happen, take care of your own. Don't expect that emergency services will treat you as the special unique snowflake you are. What if you lost power for 2 weeks, what if your local area flooded, what if you live in a town below sea level and a storm smashes into it, what if Godzilla comes a'courtin'? Can you provide for your family or ( Read more... )

Every 4 years this happens, and every 4 years I taste bile in the back of my throat from the stupidity and hypocrisy I see. Not from the politicians mind you, I get that feeling from them all year every year, this is for the people shilling or bashing politicians respectively ( Read more... )

( OMGWTFBBQ )

Or I've been busy.

I'm fairly certain I've just been busy because if I were dead I don't think I'd have control of my thumbs for wacking the space bar and my typing would look like this:

DammitIwanttobeburiedinapringlescan.

So spaces means alive so.... just busy.

In celebration of me not being a human dirt popsicle I present this:

Comedy GoldI ( Read more... )