The last few days have been...interesting, to say the least.

Please ignore this Livejournal post ( Read more... )

As if the last week hasn't been cruddy enough, I get a letter from the IRS saying I owe them 1,660.00 from 2004. Apparently it's actually for my dad and it pertains to an account that is under both of our names (my college money), but he's pissed about it and it probably means less money for my future ( Read more... )

Anyone ever cook up a story (or theory) that had to be true about a person, or what a person did, but then be utterly, completely wrong about it ( Read more... )

Felis catus is your taxonomic nomenclature ( Read more... )

I hate the nights where I can't sleep and get the urge to do push-ups at 4:30 A.M.

Everything my mom's boyfriend says is devoid of any logic, manliness, or any glimmer of hope for the former two.

For everything he says, I award him no points, and may God have mercy on his soul.

"In Scientology doctrine, Xenu (also Xemu) is an alien ruler of the "Galactic Confederacy" who, 75 million years ago, brought billions of people to Earth, stacked them around volcanoes and blew them up with hydrogen bombs ( Read more... )

For the life of me, I can't find anyone more annoying to look at than rap musician Paul Wall.

(note: the same goes for listening as well)

It wouldn't be a Saturday night if I didn't almost get into a fight with a black kid at the movie theater.