Stolen from khover: Post the last ten text messages you received, in full, exactly as they are written. context is for the weak!
1. Dude i just saw grimace on tv. i think he's mute
2. Thats ok, camps voondavar! have fun out west!
3. Happy Valentines day baby! hope you get lots of choc from ur boys . . . the old chocolate man,the new yong guy an of course bailey! Xoxo Mwah! . . .Madonna.xp.s. give the adman a valentine hug from me too.x
4. Is he? i thought in mayor mc cheese'e evil dictatorship town only those of non culinary persuasions were allowed 2 roam free
5. U bitch im jealous im listening to welcome to the machine thats as close as my ass is gettin 2 roger! hope ur pissed as a tart! ahhh frustration!
6. Was kinda wonderin a bit about u and what ur into, do you like books?
7. Hey goregeus are you coming down tonight?
8. Haha it was crazy! the strippers were old and fat and gross!! i'll never think of bob the builder the same again . . .
9. Hey hey no need to get lippy (yes i went there) are you sure its hte jums u need or are u really wantin a bit of hums a.k.a da hum jelly's yo
10. Yay! feelin my ass gettin hotter, i must b close now!