"Gwen, I'm sorry, girl, but that ho was me..."

[2muchexposition]

LiveJournal, baby, I've gotta come clean. The rumors are true: I've been cheating on you with VanderWorld. But, hon, I can explain. Y'see, Jeff offered me a the chance of a lifetime, the chance to have my way with allll of his readers at once. You know I couldn't pass that up. So I gave him my "Best Music of 2005" list. I just thought it would be

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[hologram_golem]

Oh sweet Spastic Christ that R. Kelly movie shall burn all our brains to scattered white embers...

*takes out his inhaler*

[2muchexposition]

Ha. Not being among the televisioned, I've never actually seen the video, just thought the song would be appropriate to quote in this context. So maybe I get to keep my brain intact.

[khyros]

I've shown trapped in the closet at my last party and in our suite at Otakon one night. It's freaking hilarious. The new chapters are comedic gold.

[2muchexposition]

See above. Though I probably ought to get my hands on it someday... it foes seem to be something of a phenomenon.

[jaylake]

We miss you...

:: sob ::

[2muchexposition]

You miss me? But, look! I'm right over there! Lurking!

[danielatlarge]

Well, it hasn't walked off in disgrace, so I guess it worked. Now go for the makeup sex.

[2muchexposition]

I'm not even sure I know *how* I'd have makeup sex with an online journal. I have a sneaking suspicion it would involve a NSFW tag, though.

[moschus]

Yes, I stumbled upon you and VanderWorld whooping it up together just a few minutes earlier and I was shocked and appalled, you hear me? Shocked and appalled!

[2muchexposition]

Sigh... I know. Just don't tell my website. She barely sees me at all these days. It'd just kill her.