[Meanwhile, at the Video-Rama... There's a sign advertising a special Halloween Feature.
One Month Only!
THOR
&
RICOCHET
VERSUS
THE LEGION OF CINEMATIC DRACULAS
Starring:
Max Schreck, Béla Lugosi, John Carradine, Denholm Elliott,
Jack Palance, Louis Jourdan, Frank Langella, Klaus Kinski,
Al Lewis,
Crazy Gary Oldman, Leslie Nielsen, George Hamilton, Gerard Butler,
Richard Roxburgh, Marc Warren, Rutger Hauer, Stephen Billington,
AND
CHRISTOPHER FUCKING LEE
as
COUNT DARTH SARUMAN
FEATURING
Johnny Gallo
as
RICOCHET
AND INTRODUCING
THOR ODINSON
as
HIMSELF
Two shows daily, matinee and evening.]