[Registers as Scarlet Spider]

[2nd_spider]

Anyone who just saw a costumed hero plummeting face first into the pavement, pay no mind.

I promise.

My webbing doesn't usually just lose its adhesiveness to buildings.

Now it just feels like the Rhino walked all over my face...

Comments

[livingontheweb]

At least you aren't being chased by a giant evil teddy bear.

Speaking of which, I think he might be close.

Really, what makes you say that?

ROAR!

...oh. That. Right. RUN!

[I.D tagged as Batgirl][text]

[unyusual_girl]

Someone coated every inch of my outfit in grease...I can't even stand or hold anything in it...I'm taking the day off.