[registers as Scarlet Spider]

[2nd_spider]

...okay.

Last thing I remember was swinging.

WHY, NOW, AM I IN A GARBAGE DUMP?!

Better question is, why are you ADVERTISING it?

Crap, I'm gonna smell for a WEEK...

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[fasternlightbot]

So that's what that smell is. Ugh. Here.

[attached: a box of those pine tree shaped air fresheners]

[2nd_spider]

...I-

...

At this point, I'm just gonna take what I can get.

[fasternlightbot]

You're welcome~

[justoutrunyou]

Bath salts.

The New York I lived in was always really grimy and smelly and dirty...but once a year mom would give me a basket of bath salts and no matter how bad I smelled one package and a good soak would make me as fresh as a flower.

[2nd_spider]

What New York ISN'T?

But, I'll give it a shot. I'll tr just about anything at this point.