Happy Birthday Matt!

[2ndbanana]

Now you are old.  I bought myself a stove and microwave hood for your birthday, Matt.  In your honor, I also bought oak toilet seats for my three bathrooms.  They are the wrong size for two of my toilets.  Curse your dirty birthday, Matt!  Do you happen to need any oak toilet seats?

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[blamethebishop]

Oak toilet seats? Do you have a humidor in each bathroom too?