[Locked to Des]

[2ndchanceacharm]

Desmond, even if people are going around killing other people with your face, you are not allowed to go anywhere. Stay in the hotel. As a matter of fact, if you could just stay in your room, I'd appreciate that.

People need me down here in the basement, but if I even think you're going to do something idiotic, I will come up there and sit on you

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[nothingsodivine]

Sit on me? Come on, Grace, you're a tiny thing. You wouldn't be able to hold me... Well, okay you'd be able to hold me because you're an angel and angel body beats fragile mortal body, but still... You're small.

It won't have to come to that, believe me. Kara will beat the shit out of me if I so much as think about leaving the hallway. I'm in my room now and the door's locked because I'm tired of people demanding to know why the crazy murderer-person looks like me or Jack. So you can rest assured.

...And, for the record? No one calls me Desmond. It's Des or Descant. I'd explain why, but it's a weird story.

[2ndchanceacharm]

I don't know, it was the first thing that came to mind. On reflection, not that scary, but I can pin you down. But thank you. I feel better now.

...Really? No one ever told me that. Is there a reason you go by your last name, or is it just because you think it makes you sound cool?

[nothingsodivine]

Yeeeah, I guess it never really came up. No reason, really, other than Desmond's kind of a dorky name even if I chose it myself, I'm pretty sure there was a hash bar in Amsterdam involved in that one. That's just what everyone started calling me and the only person who ever called me "Desmond" was...

[Next line is purposefully run together messily.]

Oneofthehorsechicksoftheapocalypse.

[2ndchanceacharm]

You picked your own name and you couldn't pick something that sounded less dorky than Desmond? Really?

............Wait. You knew one of the horsech- Wait, horsechicks?

Alright, you know what? I have work to do down here. I'd ask you to write up a complete history of your life thusfar just so I know what I'm getting into, but... that would just make me want to give up here and now, wouldn't it?