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[2ndchildren]

I SWEAR TO GOD IF THE IDIOT WALKS IN ON ME WHILE I'M IN THE BATHROOM ONE MORE TIME I WILL CRUSH HIM UNDER UNIT-02'S FOOT!!

Someone better fix that lock! It's bad enough the bedroom door doesn't have one! I refuse to live like this!

Comments

[upyourscolonel]

Put up a sign that says "I AM PISSING/SHOWERING/TAKING A DUMP, STAY THE FUCK OUT."

[2ndchildren]

You don't think I tried that? He said he was "too tired and didn't notice".

And then I introduced my foot to his face. Repeatedly.

[upyourscolonel]

Does the door swing in or out? Cuz if it swings in you can prop something against it to keep it from opening, like a chair or something.

[2ndchildren]

It swings out. I've hit him in the face with it before.

[tasertotingtwin]

~♥ Ohhohoho~ did he get a good look?~

[2ndchildren]

No, thankfully I'd already gotten out of the shower and had a towel around me.

[tasertotingtwin]

Oh darn~ I bet you would have looked soo cute flipping out if he saw you naked~

[2ndchildren]

IF HE'D SEEN ME NAKED HE WOULDN'T BE ALIVE TO TELL THE STORY!!

[stfu_edward]

Kick his ass.

Repeatedly.

[2ndchildren]

Kicking his face was far more enjoyable.

[stfu_edward]

I meant just beating him in general, but that works.

I'd introduce his face to a wrench. Or possibly the floor. Which ever is around at the time.

[2ndchildren]

A wrench? Hmmm~ I usually just use my foot. But a wrench~ that has possibilities!

[stfu_edward]

Oh, and about the locks, I could probably install some for you.

[2ndchildren]

REALLY~♥

Oh, that would be wonderful!!

[stfu_edward]

Not a problem! Locks are easy work.

[2ndchildren]

You are now my second favorite person in the entire world~♥

[denouncement]

The view from under your foot may be...
I could possibly provide you with a bodyguard.

[2ndchildren]

ACH MEIN GOTT! THAT STUPID PERVERT BETTER NOT HAVE BEEN LOOKING!!

I'm afraid I'll have to decline~ I'm quite sure my superiors at NERV would disapprove. However, I do appreciate your offer~♥

Who might you be~? I'm Asuka, Asuka Langley Sohryu. I'm sure I don't need to introduce myself again, but it never hurts to be polite!

[OOC: Sorry! I just got the notification for this comment.]

[denouncement]

Guten Morgen. I should hope so, too.

Oh? They do not have their employee's best interests at heart?

My name is Aizen Sousuke. It's a pleasure, Asuka-san.

ooc: It's no problem!