Today was boring. I tried to make it interesting though as soon as I woke up. It all started about the time my eyes opened after a good night boring sleep, I put my feet on the floor, clenched my hand into a fist, punched the ground--which 'caused legions from Hell itself to rise up upon the Earth. I was kind of pissed because I hate when I have to ( Read more... )

Am I cool now?

Finally, a new Playstation 2 game worth getting (or so it seems.) The Enter the Matrix game was cool, but shitty because you played as two nobodies basically. The new PS2 game set to release in November titled 'Path of Neo' will let you play as the One through the whole Matrix trilogy. What really amazed me was that a BETA Tester for Path of Neo ( Read more... )

It's bad enough seeing advertisements for this shit on TV, but when Comedy Central devotes hours of this crap for hours, it gets real annoying. I remember one commercial starts, "Are you tired of seeing hot young women ready to get naked just for you?" and before you can even change the channel, they slam you with, "Of course not!" Damn ( Read more... )

Every commercial I see of the Marines, involves a man either climbing some cliff, or going through an obstacle coarse--complete with blades of death, flame throwers, and a giant lava monster at the end. Of course to do beat the laval monster, the Marine has to use a sword because he is a pussy. I mean swords are a true warrior's weapon, but not ( Read more... )

By now if you don't think Disturbed is a giant walking ball of awesome, you suck. My buddy Kelo left to go to God-knows-where, probably Alaska for 3 weeks, so all I've been doing is rocking out to Disturbed all day in memory of him. Not that this is any different from any other day, but this is monumental. Just a few minutes ago, I heard, " ( Read more... )

The masterminds of Johnny Depp and Tim Burton created one of the best remakes, ever. They somehow managed to re-due the movie with a new style, but still keep it on track with how Burton directs and the feel of his movies. To be honest, this movie would of totally sucked if Johnny Depp was not Willy Wonka. His role was so 'weird' honestly, that ( Read more... )

A woman on television asked a simple question that I have thought about now for some time. London was recently attacked by terrorists, which caused the U.S's threat level to go to code orange. The question was, "Why the fuck isn't the threat level ALWAYS up?" Why does the United States change that AFTER something awful has already happened? Take ( Read more... )