canon relationships
trolls
ARADIA MEGIDO; Moirail. Friend. Confidant. The one who encourages him to give the world a try and keep at it.
Patient. Understanding. The one who knows how he works the best, and counters it. His greatest support.
Never get her started on "adventures".
Her leaving hurt the most. Sent home.
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profile THE bitch HANDMAID; Goddamn crazy motherfucking broads
Goddamn.
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profile TAVROS NITRAM; Acquaintance. Uncertain. Genuine. That kid in the background, unremarkable but there.
Polite. Embarrassing. An oddity in himself. Somewhat pitiful, in the most platonic sense of the term. Easily harassed. (Easiest target, can't blame a guy for giving it a shot.)
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profile KARKAT VANTAS; Loud. Brash. A leader. Their leader. Fuckass. Idiot. Friend.
Unspoken trust. Constant bickering. Best fucking friend, but hell if they act like it.
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profile NEPETA LEIJON; Odd. Strange. Bizarre. The one who leaves him wondering.
Earnest. Curiosity. The one with, perhaps, some potential. Even despite her poor taste in moirails.
Seems to have an attachment to Karkat. Worth note. Maybe.
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profile KANAYA MARYAM; Acquaintance. Oddity. Friend? The one with potential. Trusted judgment, when called for.
Reliable. Reasonable. The one least likely to drive him batshit. Intellect and cleverness worth noting.
Don't leave her alone with computers.
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profile TEREZI PYROPE; Batshit insane.
And he wouldn't have it any other way.
Sent home.
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profile VRISKA SERKET; Enemy? Rival? Dangerous. Crime factory. Destroyer. Caution. Distrust. One to keep an eye on, even when she was still around.
8luh 8luh huge 8itch. Sent home.
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profile EQUIUS ZAHHAK; Sweaty asshole.
Sent home.
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profile GAMZEE MAKARA; Embarrassing. Just embarrassing.
Shitty religious clown. How he survives is anyone's guess.
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profile ERIDAN AMPORA; Fuckass Insufferable sea-dwelling prick. Fii2htiick2.
God he hates him.
Sent home, thankfully.
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profile FEFERI PEIXES; Matesprit. Excitable. Somehow accepting of all his faults. Calls him cute.
Worth so much more than him.
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JOHN bagelhump EGBERT; Cheerful. Bright. Annoying. The leader of the human session and KK's budding blackrom interest.
Ran over by large two-wheeled vehicular device. Still alive. Unfortunately.
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profile DAVE STRIDER; Insufferable Prick. Huge grubfisted douche. Really fucking insufferable.
The irony is just a ruse.
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profile ROSE LALONDE; Long-winded. Pretty insufferable. Intelligent. Surprisingly crass.
Nope not getting on the wrong side of this thing.
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profile JADE HARLEY; Session-breaker. Cheerful. Bright. Chattery. Object of mass trolling attempt, pinpointed to be the source of the trolls' session break.
More importantly, Aradia's new red interest.
He'll be watching her.
Always.
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