Chocolate and masturbation, you poor people of the working world.

[2redpath5]

I didn't hear about the job today.  
And, well, I just finished my bag of Ghirardelli Chocolate chips.
Why is this remarkable?  
Well it's not really, but this is what one does with no job and a laptop- post about nothing.  And I'm way funnier than Jerry Seinfeld, by the way.

I comment about the end of this bag of comforting secret stash, because I

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[dreamertheresa]

....

o.O

Wow.

I..... wow.

[2redpath5]

That is fucking hysterical!
Thanks for the um, o, well, cOm ment!
heehee

[jovan_scorn]

Oh. Yeah. I guess it 'does' have pictures. Several of them. And some shocking, electric chastity belt designed in 1903.

[2redpath5]

Holy CRAP!
Now I gotta go back there! I just was all excited about the hot butchy chick all spread eagle at the top of the page, I didn't have any need to go further. Thanks for the advice!
~M

[jovan_scorn]

No prob. Lechery is my one of my strong pointd.

[quaero_verum]

Well, I must say that I have never actually put the two together.

I guess one would have to be careful lest it become necessary to wash the sheets again.

:-P

[nirol]

...and then you get into that whole cycle of wash, dry, masturbate, wash, dry, masturbate, wash, dry, masturbate, wash, dry, masturbate that just takes up the whole weekend.

*giggle*

[quaero_verum]

Oh, the humanity!

:-D

[schleyiii]

One of the few things I like better than warm clean sheets is warm clean sheets is warm clean sheets with a warm clean woman in them. :)

[nevermind_that]

If there isn't a community like that already in existence then you need to make it because that would be hilarious. I can just imagine the kind of conversations that would take place!

Um, and so I totally just wiki'ed masturbation and a big huge fat LO-fucking-L to the pictures they have. The first one especially...! And the mutual masturbation picture.

[2redpath5]

heehee!!
Now I'm lmao! I'm so glad you found that funny! I did too.
You crack me up.
Hope you are having a great weekend!
And hey! You never welcomed my plan to come and live with you!!
??
wtf?

LOL!!!!!

[nevermind_that]

I was getting around to my replies, but I get distracted too easily...one second the internet seems appealing and the next I'm outside playing with sidewalk chalk and the neighbourhood kids.

I was going to tell you that I will definitely have a room ready and plant a tree in your honour in our backyard. So the plan is certainly a go-ahead if she ends up in office. ;-)

Ooooo!!!!! SIDEWALK CHALK!!! NOW I'M REALLY COMING!!

[2redpath5]

Heehee!
You better be careful! Things are gettin REALLY crazy down here man!
But I love the tree idea, we should do that part regardless!
Yay!