Stabby McStabberson goes to have her physical.

[2redpath5]

 So today I went to the hospital to fill out paperwork so they could start my background check etc.
I forgot my Social Security card (which she told me to bring and I wrote down on the list.).
Then I forgot my license plate number (she also told me to bring and I wrote down).
For the drug test- I have never peed so little in my whole life.  It was way

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[sdunn711]

I'm hoping we just can't see the TB test on your left arm because if it's one of the COVERED up spots on the right arm by a bandaid, she's a TOTAL FUCKING IMBECILE who MUST be fired immediately.

[2redpath5]

That's correct Nurse Dunn.
The bottom bandaid on the right arm= TB site!
Tell me you would not have pulled the TKO!
Like you're doing already on your shift!!
LMAO!

[copykitty]

oh dear lord! this is why I require a good RN to poke me, I'm bad enough with needles as it is. I shuddered several times just reading this!

[2redpath5]

Oh, dear! I'm so sorry!!!
I meant to put a notice on the top about "warning do not enter if you are afraid of needles!"
Please forgive me copykitty.
~M

[copykitty]

ya know, I forgot to respond to this.

I wasn't actually upset or disturbed or anything. I'd still read it even if behind a cut. I just hate that feeling of a needle poking me. I can look at one all day sitting on a counter, just not as it goes in :)

so you're forgiven, even though there's nothing really to forgive. Hope you're doing well these days.

[stigmatic]

Man! That's f'ed up. After you get the job, can you report her for being an idiot?

[2redpath5]

LOL!!!
No, but I have to go back to see her tomorrow so she can read my TB shot.
And when I tried to confirm with her what the radius was that we were looking for in order to confirm if it was positive-
SHE WAS ALL CONFUSED FOR A SECOND THEN FUCKING THOUGHT I MUST BE TALKING ABOUT THE DATE I COME BACK!!!!!
She has NO CLUE.
I'm looking that shit up on my own.
This must be what it feels like to know something about cars while taking your vehicle to a bullshit mechanic!

[lanofaylin]

Suckage!!!! Maybe they put her there to teach everyone what kind of nurse NOT to be. Like hazing or something.

[2redpath5]

heehee.
I hope you found this funny!

[lanofaylin]

I take no pleasure in other peoples pain. You version of the story though is quite entertaining. : D I sent you some energy for all the holes in your body!

edit: that was cool. When I held my hand over the picture of your arm to send the energy the computer screen went kinda skitzy.

[2redpath5]

I really do strive to entertain you all! I tried to edit this thing down, it was way too long.

Thank you so much for the long distance healing.
~only you.
; }

[nevermind_that]

What the eff is that phlebotomy massacre on your poor little arms!? Craziness, I tell ya. She is damn lucky she kept her teeth.

So, wait, they have to do all of this as part of the hiring process? That is pretty intense.