Переезд из Европы в Америку словами мастера
V.: You know what the funniest thing about Europe is?
J.: What?
V.: It's the little differences. I mean they got the same shit over there that they got here, but it's just - it's just there it's a little different.
J.: Examples?
V.: Alright, well you can walk into a movie theater in Amsterdam and buy a beer. And I don't mean just like in no paper cup, I'm talking about a glass of beer. And in Paris, you can buy a beer at McDonald's. And you know what they call a, uh, a Quarter Pounder with Cheese in Paris?
J.: They don't call it a Quarter Pounder with Cheese?
V.: Nah, man, they got the metric system, they wouldn't know what the fuck a Quarter Pounder is.
J.: What do they call it?
V.: They call it a "Royale with Cheese."
J.: "Royale with Cheese."
V.: Thats right.
J.: What do they call a Big Mac?
V.: A Big Mac's a Big Mac, but they call it "Le Big Mac."
J.: "Le Big Mac." [laughs] What do they call a Whopper?
V.: I dunno, I didn't go into Burger King. But, you know what they put on french fries in Holland instead of ketchup?
J.: What?
V.: Mayonnaise.
J.: God damn!
V.: I seen 'em do it, man, they fuckin' drown 'em in that shit.
J.: That's some fucked up shit.
J.: What?
V.: It's the little differences. I mean they got the same shit over there that they got here, but it's just - it's just there it's a little different.
J.: Examples?
V.: Alright, well you can walk into a movie theater in Amsterdam and buy a beer. And I don't mean just like in no paper cup, I'm talking about a glass of beer. And in Paris, you can buy a beer at McDonald's. And you know what they call a, uh, a Quarter Pounder with Cheese in Paris?
J.: They don't call it a Quarter Pounder with Cheese?
V.: Nah, man, they got the metric system, they wouldn't know what the fuck a Quarter Pounder is.
J.: What do they call it?
V.: They call it a "Royale with Cheese."
J.: "Royale with Cheese."
V.: Thats right.
J.: What do they call a Big Mac?
V.: A Big Mac's a Big Mac, but they call it "Le Big Mac."
J.: "Le Big Mac." [laughs] What do they call a Whopper?
V.: I dunno, I didn't go into Burger King. But, you know what they put on french fries in Holland instead of ketchup?
J.: What?
V.: Mayonnaise.
J.: God damn!
V.: I seen 'em do it, man, they fuckin' drown 'em in that shit.
J.: That's some fucked up shit.