Thanksgiving

[2x4_of_justice]

Comments

[blondprodigy]

A...Are you going to go hunting?
Would you like to borrow a gun?
Wait no you'd probably end up shooting me instead.

I don't think there's wild anything around here. Even if you found a turkey it'd probably be a person.

[2x4_of_justice]

Shoot you? Now there's an idea.

...This is true.

How do people around here get turkeys for Thanksgiving then, anyway?

[blondprodigy]

C-can't you do something less lethal? Break a limb or something?

They're selling big frozen ones at the supermarket, all plucked and ready to cook. Some of them are already stuffed and basted, too.

[2x4_of_justice]

Maybe I'll break your leg and then shoot you.

.....What's a supermarket?

[Private to the fam]

[commanderofpigs]

That sounds like the best, Dad. We should.

Re: [Private to the fam]

[2x4_of_justice]

Great. Did you want to go to the... *scrolls up to see what Jeff called it* the "super market" by chance?

Re: [Private to the fam]

[commanderofpigs]

It'd probably be the best place to find turkeys around here, yeah! I mean, we'd have to buy it, since like Lucas said there aren't many wild ones around. But it'll taste almost just as good!

[Likewise private to Dad and Claus]

[pkloveomega]

I-I... yeah, that'd be... I'd love that, Dad!

You... might have to go pretty far before you find a turkey, if you'd rather have a wild one, but... but I could help! Just tell me what to do, and I'd do it.

Re: [Likewise private to Dad and Claus]

[2x4_of_justice]

Apparently we can get frozen ones that are already plucked.

Do you know where the "super market" is?

Re: [Likewise private to Dad and Claus]

[pkloveomega]

Um...

I-I'll ask Jeff about it. He'd probably know.