Safe Sex (One Piece, Zoro/Nami, theme #23 "candy")
Title: Safe Sex
Author: ginnyseta
Pairing: Zoro/Nami
Fandom: One Piece
Theme: #23, Candy
Disclaimer: Oda is a God. I am not he.
Rating: R for the cursing and references to sex.
Notes: This is partially ranier's fault. She requested a Zoro/Nami drabble from me with the theme "purple orgasm". I decided to throw in "candy" in order to make it a 30 Kisses story. I have had an extreme creativity block recently that I am still breaking free from...but I hope in the mean time this EXTREMELY short piece is at least slightly amusing.
"I hate the purple ones."
"What the fuck?"
"...No, really, I HATE the purple ones."
"Zoro, it's a fucking CONDOM. Put the damned thing on!"
"Fuck, woman, I'm not wearing it! It looks...wrong. Save it for Sanji."
"...Last I checked I wasn't fucking Sanji. I was fucking you. Now put the damned condom on or there will be NO fucking."
"No."
"Yes."
"No."
"Yes."
There was a moment of silence, the sound of a long, drawn out kiss, and then the sound of a scuffle.
"GOD FUCKING DAMN IT I SAID NO-...ooo..."
"...Did I mention that it's candy flavored?"
Zoro's objection were suddenly all, for some strange reason, swept away.
Author: ginnyseta
Pairing: Zoro/Nami
Fandom: One Piece
Theme: #23, Candy
Disclaimer: Oda is a God. I am not he.
Rating: R for the cursing and references to sex.
Notes: This is partially ranier's fault. She requested a Zoro/Nami drabble from me with the theme "purple orgasm". I decided to throw in "candy" in order to make it a 30 Kisses story. I have had an extreme creativity block recently that I am still breaking free from...but I hope in the mean time this EXTREMELY short piece is at least slightly amusing.
"I hate the purple ones."
"What the fuck?"
"...No, really, I HATE the purple ones."
"Zoro, it's a fucking CONDOM. Put the damned thing on!"
"Fuck, woman, I'm not wearing it! It looks...wrong. Save it for Sanji."
"...Last I checked I wasn't fucking Sanji. I was fucking you. Now put the damned condom on or there will be NO fucking."
"No."
"Yes."
"No."
"Yes."
There was a moment of silence, the sound of a long, drawn out kiss, and then the sound of a scuffle.
"GOD FUCKING DAMN IT I SAID NO-...ooo..."
"...Did I mention that it's candy flavored?"
Zoro's objection were suddenly all, for some strange reason, swept away.