You Must Understand, It Had To Be Done...

[30_stories_hi]

I am a good man, decent and kind. But even the most benevolent of men have a breaking point. I could not stand it anymore. Please, try and understand. Day in, day out, the sight of those toothless gums, the nauseous fetor of that puckered flesh, those sightless eyes gaping hollowly at me every time I return home. Mocking, accusing

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[dawntreader90]

a long time ago, we had our jack-o-lantern fold over, liquify, and start to run over the edge of our balcony.

thewhitedragon literally gagged as he was scooping it into the trash bag because it smelled so bad. i called out, "hey, can we still use that for PIE?!?" (because i'm thoughtful that way.)

he almost threw up. ;)

[30_stories_hi]

Done that too. Part of the reson I'm disposin' of them now. ;)

[vicar]

Anything to stop that constant incessant singing!

[30_stories_hi]

Gods, the infernal LISP, an' all the seeds they spit..! ;)

[joanarkham]

Your local squirrels didn't eat their faces off in the first 24 hours? Slackers.

[30_stories_hi]

Yeah, seriously. Love it when they do that!

[primofex]

No doubt they had it coming to them.