Damn you, Lauren. Damn you!

[31337z3r0]

Damnit. She's got my standards all high again. Blah. I was just getting to the point where I'd fuck anything that moves, then she comes and jumps my bones, and ups the bar again. Ruined! I'm ruined!

Comments

[mmachine83]

theres a joke here, but I think just this once, I'll hold myself back =)

[31337z3r0]

::blink::
And? I'm failing to see how this is a rebuttal of my point. I think it's Jeff's turn. C'mon Jeff. Don't be a wiener.

[b22c34v56]

things could be worse, you could be trapped in a loveless marriage.