[14-Dec-2007] [The Melancholy Of Haruhi Suzumiya] Structured Query Adult Language
Title: Structured Query Adult Language
Challenge: 14-Dec-2007 "I love you in different languages"
Based on: The Melancholy Of Haruhi Suzumiya
Characters: Kyon, Yuki
Type: Humor; 100 words
Warnings: Explicit adult humor.
Notes: Announcing MrWhat's December 2007 Creepy Fan Service Festival (today thru the 27th)! Reader discretion is advised.
The Melancholy Of Haruhi Suzumiya © Nagaru Tanigawa / Noizi Ito / SOS Brigade / Kadokawa Shoten / Kyoto Animation.
"What are you reading today, Miss Nagato?" asked Kyon.
"Erotica," said Yuki.
Kyon sweat-dropped. "...really?"
Yuki handed her book to him. "Introduction To Structured Query Language!?" Kyon asked. "You're just teasing me."
He read a random page. "'SELECT user_id, user_name FROM logs LEFT JOIN users WHERE log_type = newusers'... Miss Nagato!?"
Yuki was breathing heavily and writhing in her chair. "So... bold!..." she gasped.
"Wait- these commands 'work' for you!?" Kyon asked incredulously.
"I am happy that you have SELECTed me," Yuki said. "Come to my apartment tonight. We shall COMMIT a TRANSACTION with multiple INSERTs."
"READ ERROR!!" said Kyon.