(May 5th) (Bleach/Phoenix Wright) Order In The Court: Part V
Title: Order In The Court: Part V
Day/Theme: 5th May / How terribly strange to be seventy
Series: Bleach / Phoenix Wright
Character/Pairing: Hitsugaya, Edgeworth, Franziska, Mia
Rating: G
"It was a perfectly ordinary night," Hitsugaya said stubbornly. "I didn't murder anyone. I don't usually murder people. Actually, I don't murder people at all."
Edgeworth nodded as he made a note. "Can you explain why the deceased should have accused you of any of the things that he accused you of?"
For the first time, Hitsugaya felt nervous. Could they have found out about the watermelons? "What did he accuse me of?" he asked.
"Yes, what did he accuse him of?" Mia Fey asked.
"The accusations will be produced in court tomorrow," Edgeworth said smugly. "Though I must admit that you would seem a little young to have engaged in some of those practices."
"The accused's vice-captain says not to worry and that she'll take care of everything," Franziska von Karma announced, entering the room. "She also sends him this bottle of wine."
"What? No!!!" Hitsugaya started to his feet. "You can't let her take care of the Division! She's totally disorganised! She'll make a mess of things! She'll disrupt my filing! She'll --" He sat back down again as Franziska snapped her whip in front of his nose.
"Correct me if I'm wrong," Edgeworth said to Franziska, "but would Captain Hitsugaya's vice-captain be that extremely well-endowed blonde lady?"
Franziska sniffed. "She is. And the foolish fool sent him alcohol. As though she didn't expect me to pour it out and search the bottle for foolish secret messages."
"Were there any?"
Franziska wordlessly turned the bottle over. Written on the bottom was DON'T WORRY, CAPTAIN, WILL PERJURE MYSELF IN COURT TO GIVE YOU ALIBI FOR MURDER, HUGS AND KISSES, MATSUMOTO.
"I'm going to kill her!" Hitsugaya screamed.
"Alcohol, loose women, and murder threats." Edgeworth ticked off several items on his list. "This all seems in order so far."
"Captain Hitsugaya," Mia said, "as your defense attorney I must insist that you sit down right now and stop giving the prosecution the wrong idea."
"I'm being framed," Hitsugaya hissed. "It's lies. All lies. They hate me and they call me short behind my back."
"And do you often plan to murder them in revenge?" Edgeworth inquired smoothly.
"Only sometimes -- wait! Don't write that down . . ."
Mia sighed.
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Order In The Court posts compiled.
Day/Theme: 5th May / How terribly strange to be seventy
Series: Bleach / Phoenix Wright
Character/Pairing: Hitsugaya, Edgeworth, Franziska, Mia
Rating: G
"It was a perfectly ordinary night," Hitsugaya said stubbornly. "I didn't murder anyone. I don't usually murder people. Actually, I don't murder people at all."
Edgeworth nodded as he made a note. "Can you explain why the deceased should have accused you of any of the things that he accused you of?"
For the first time, Hitsugaya felt nervous. Could they have found out about the watermelons? "What did he accuse me of?" he asked.
"Yes, what did he accuse him of?" Mia Fey asked.
"The accusations will be produced in court tomorrow," Edgeworth said smugly. "Though I must admit that you would seem a little young to have engaged in some of those practices."
"The accused's vice-captain says not to worry and that she'll take care of everything," Franziska von Karma announced, entering the room. "She also sends him this bottle of wine."
"What? No!!!" Hitsugaya started to his feet. "You can't let her take care of the Division! She's totally disorganised! She'll make a mess of things! She'll disrupt my filing! She'll --" He sat back down again as Franziska snapped her whip in front of his nose.
"Correct me if I'm wrong," Edgeworth said to Franziska, "but would Captain Hitsugaya's vice-captain be that extremely well-endowed blonde lady?"
Franziska sniffed. "She is. And the foolish fool sent him alcohol. As though she didn't expect me to pour it out and search the bottle for foolish secret messages."
"Were there any?"
Franziska wordlessly turned the bottle over. Written on the bottom was DON'T WORRY, CAPTAIN, WILL PERJURE MYSELF IN COURT TO GIVE YOU ALIBI FOR MURDER, HUGS AND KISSES, MATSUMOTO.
"I'm going to kill her!" Hitsugaya screamed.
"Alcohol, loose women, and murder threats." Edgeworth ticked off several items on his list. "This all seems in order so far."
"Captain Hitsugaya," Mia said, "as your defense attorney I must insist that you sit down right now and stop giving the prosecution the wrong idea."
"I'm being framed," Hitsugaya hissed. "It's lies. All lies. They hate me and they call me short behind my back."
"And do you often plan to murder them in revenge?" Edgeworth inquired smoothly.
"Only sometimes -- wait! Don't write that down . . ."
Mia sighed.
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Order In The Court posts compiled.