[When Lars starts recording it's immediately clear that he's not in his hotel room. Or at the Center. Or even in Cherrygrove. No, he's outside. In this weather. Whatever he's thinking, he doesn't look too happy
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YoU GoT YoUr bAtTlE On iN ThE StOrE? SoUnDs lIkE A MoThErRfUcKiN GoOd tImE! BuT SoRrY BrO I DoN'T KnOw oF AnY ShOrTcUtS BuT Be cArEfUl aS A MoThErFuCkEr oUt tHeRe ThOsE FlApBeAsTs oUt tHeRe aRe pReTtY DaNgErOuS AnD ThE WeAtHeR IsN'T ThE MoThErFuCkIn bEsT EiThEr :o) HoNk!
Yeah, it was a real blast getting my ass handed to me.
[Because only Lars could fail as spectacularly as he did in the battle he fought. Also, Lars hasn't quite grasped that sarcasm doesn't translate well over text.]
Thanks for the warning, but I've handled colder temperatures than this.
Oh mOtHeRfUcK, sOrRy bRo! :o( WeLl tHeN I GuEsS YoU GoT YoUr pRePaRe oN AnD EvErYtHiNg iS ChIlL! FlApBeAsTs aRe lIkE FeAtHeR CoVeReD MoThErFuCkErS WiTh wInGs! ThEy aRe aLl uP In gEtTiN' tHeIr fLy oN AnD ShIt!
Ugh. I hear you. Bosses. Always coming up with the stupidest rules and regulations. "Don't send our competitors back to the middle ages". "Stop holding the janitor for ransom". "Create giant death rays on your own time".
Exactly! What's wrong with overfeeding the heads in jars or drinking strange bottles you find lying around? It doesn't hurt anyone. Except that one time. Or dozen.
[Something about Doofenshmirtz's rant rings familiar, and Lars thinks he sees something like a lab coat on him.] Hey, are you some kind of professor? You seem like you're into all that mad genius kind of stuff.
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SoUnDs lIkE A MoThErRfUcKiN GoOd tImE!
BuT SoRrY BrO I DoN'T KnOw oF AnY ShOrTcUtS
BuT Be cArEfUl aS A MoThErFuCkEr oUt tHeRe
ThOsE FlApBeAsTs oUt tHeRe aRe pReTtY DaNgErOuS
AnD ThE WeAtHeR IsN'T ThE MoThErFuCkIn bEsT EiThEr
:o) HoNk!
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[Because only Lars could fail as spectacularly as he did in the battle he fought. Also, Lars hasn't quite grasped that sarcasm doesn't translate well over text.]
Thanks for the warning, but I've handled colder temperatures than this.
What are flapbeasts?
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:o(
WeLl tHeN I GuEsS YoU GoT YoUr pRePaRe oN AnD EvErYtHiNg iS ChIlL!
FlApBeAsTs aRe lIkE FeAtHeR CoVeReD MoThErFuCkErS WiTh wInGs!
ThEy aRe aLl uP In gEtTiN' tHeIr fLy oN AnD ShIt!
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[Lars pulls a face at the flapbeast description. He's still really fuzzy on what they are, but they don't sound pleasant.]
I'll keep that in mind. Thanks for the warning.
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[rolls eyes]
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[Something about Doofenshmirtz's rant rings familiar, and Lars thinks he sees something like a lab coat on him.] Hey, are you some kind of professor? You seem like you're into all that mad genius kind of stuff.
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[The mention of heads in jars got his hopes up]
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