Yay surveys
I always thought of myself as whitewashed. Well, here's a survey I stole to see how true that really is.
[X] Are you asian in the first place?
[] Were you born in an asian country?
[]Do YoU tYpE lIkE tHiS aLoT?
[] Do you eat rice almost every single day?
[X] Can you use chopsticks?
[] Have you taken chinese/korean/etc school as a kid?
[] Can you speak an asian language?
[X] Do you spike(guys)/highlight(girls) your hair?
[] Do you have an "azn crew"?
[] Do you get at least a 3.0 gpa?
Total: 3
Chris' notes: Well my hair is almost completely shaved off, so it's not like I have a choice that it's spiked. Though that was my hair previously. Isn't Asian guys hair more typically long? And I have a lot of Asian friends, but certainly not an azn crew, haha.
[] Are you or were you once a fob?
[X] Have you designed a website before?
[] Do you know the song "got rice?"
[X] Have you dated/want to date Asian girls/boys?
[] Do your sns/email have the words: AzN, gurl, boy, sweet, cute, hot, dragon, babe, angel, lil, princess, ... , oO..,Oo, etc?
[] Is your last name Park, lee, chang, wang, wong, kim, chow, or yu?
[] Do you take off your shoes before entering someone's house?
[] You have both an asian and an english name
[] Do you watch/ read anime?
[] Do you listen to techno?
Total: 2
Chris' notes: LOL at the last name question
[] Do you listen to asian music?
[] Have you watched asian movies?
[] Can you rave?
[X] Do you drink pearl milk tea or bubble tea?
[X] Do you play counterstrike, starcraft, warcraft, diablo, etc?
[X] Are you a master at DDR?
[] Do you play the violin/piano?
[] Do your parents beat you if you get bad grades?
[] Are you going to/ taking any honors classes?
[X] Do you/your parents drive an asian made car?
Total: 4
Chris' notes: Man, I hate how being good at DDR is stereotypical of being Chinese. That's of course according to people who don't play the game. Because those who do (and are good) would know the best in North America (to my knowledge) or mostly white!
[] Are you a very good artist?
[] Do you speak ur asian language w/ your friends?
[] Do your relatives own a restaurant/market in an azn community?
[] Do you slurp soup?
[] Have you visited your home country at least twice?
[] Does your house smell like incense once in awhile?
[]Do you have/had glasses or braces?
[] Do you like to read?
[X] Do you NOT have an allowance?
Total: 1
Chris' notes: If I had allowance at my age, that'd be sad.
[X] Have you eaten dim sum/dumplings before?
[X] Are your parents fobs?
[X] Do you have tons of cousins/siblings/uncles/aunts/etc?
[X] Can you twirl a pencil between your fingers?
[] Have you ever solved a rubik's cube?
[] Do you read manga?
[] Is the mall your hang out place?
[] Do you think you're short?
[] Do you/your parents save ketchup packets/napkins/etc from restaurants for later use?
[] Do you have AzN PrIdE?
Total : 4
Now add up all your answers and multiply by 2
That's how Asian you are.
I'm an amazing 28% asian.
Of course a lot of things I checked off are things I can't control, so let's drop 10%, haha.
[X] Are you asian in the first place?
[] Were you born in an asian country?
[]Do YoU tYpE lIkE tHiS aLoT?
[] Do you eat rice almost every single day?
[X] Can you use chopsticks?
[] Have you taken chinese/korean/etc school as a kid?
[] Can you speak an asian language?
[X] Do you spike(guys)/highlight(girls) your hair?
[] Do you have an "azn crew"?
[] Do you get at least a 3.0 gpa?
Total: 3
Chris' notes: Well my hair is almost completely shaved off, so it's not like I have a choice that it's spiked. Though that was my hair previously. Isn't Asian guys hair more typically long? And I have a lot of Asian friends, but certainly not an azn crew, haha.
[] Are you or were you once a fob?
[X] Have you designed a website before?
[] Do you know the song "got rice?"
[X] Have you dated/want to date Asian girls/boys?
[] Do your sns/email have the words: AzN, gurl, boy, sweet, cute, hot, dragon, babe, angel, lil, princess, ... , oO..,Oo, etc?
[] Is your last name Park, lee, chang, wang, wong, kim, chow, or yu?
[] Do you take off your shoes before entering someone's house?
[] You have both an asian and an english name
[] Do you watch/ read anime?
[] Do you listen to techno?
Total: 2
Chris' notes: LOL at the last name question
[] Do you listen to asian music?
[] Have you watched asian movies?
[] Can you rave?
[X] Do you drink pearl milk tea or bubble tea?
[X] Do you play counterstrike, starcraft, warcraft, diablo, etc?
[X] Are you a master at DDR?
[] Do you play the violin/piano?
[] Do your parents beat you if you get bad grades?
[] Are you going to/ taking any honors classes?
[X] Do you/your parents drive an asian made car?
Total: 4
Chris' notes: Man, I hate how being good at DDR is stereotypical of being Chinese. That's of course according to people who don't play the game. Because those who do (and are good) would know the best in North America (to my knowledge) or mostly white!
[] Are you a very good artist?
[] Do you speak ur asian language w/ your friends?
[] Do your relatives own a restaurant/market in an azn community?
[] Do you slurp soup?
[] Have you visited your home country at least twice?
[] Does your house smell like incense once in awhile?
[]Do you have/had glasses or braces?
[] Do you like to read?
[X] Do you NOT have an allowance?
Total: 1
Chris' notes: If I had allowance at my age, that'd be sad.
[X] Have you eaten dim sum/dumplings before?
[X] Are your parents fobs?
[X] Do you have tons of cousins/siblings/uncles/aunts/etc?
[X] Can you twirl a pencil between your fingers?
[] Have you ever solved a rubik's cube?
[] Do you read manga?
[] Is the mall your hang out place?
[] Do you think you're short?
[] Do you/your parents save ketchup packets/napkins/etc from restaurants for later use?
[] Do you have AzN PrIdE?
Total : 4
Now add up all your answers and multiply by 2
That's how Asian you are.
I'm an amazing 28% asian.
Of course a lot of things I checked off are things I can't control, so let's drop 10%, haha.