you queef divirginized yr bread?

[352dk]

I dreamt i was in philadelphia, a place i have never been to, eating a cheesesteak--something i have never done--except it had been deep-fried in a thick cheese batter (a way in which it is not prepared). At work we theorized that it must have resulted from the emotional scares due to the slice of extra cheese, bacon and fried chicken pizza i had

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[ohnoyoudont]

remember that time you had long term pre-thanksgiving constipation? we were all so worried about you.

texas is the reason that the president is dead

[352dk]

Remember that time your focus kept tha-tha-thumping along I-75. We were so worried about us. So worried I ended up buying fireworks. Some people never got into that?