'I take back all that stuff I said, Jesus! You weren't a hippy, your mother wasn't a slut, and your father really IS God! Who really DOES exist! Honest!'
wait... i did... numerous times... all right... :( anyway, i prefer the gods that aren't human... they're much more believable... i don't want my god to have the same biology as me... it's not very awe inspiring when you think about it
especially when you're as hung over as i am... and your bodies doing everything in it's power to prove just how terrible it is :(
Hahaha!! Imagine god coming down and there's the whole light shining behind and the angels singing and blah blah.. and it's just some guy in shorts and a tshirt who forgot to shave thismorning.
God: I am God! Steph: What, you? God: Yes Steph: ...You're kinda an ugly god.
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*ponders the destructive power of someone answering every call with "you've reached the party line"*
.... dare i say it... this could be fun
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Yeah, good luck finding one of those! :P
'I take back all that stuff I said, Jesus! You weren't a hippy, your mother wasn't a slut, and your father really IS God! Who really DOES exist! Honest!'
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wait... i did... numerous times... all right... :(
anyway, i prefer the gods that aren't human... they're much more believable... i don't want my god to have the same biology as me... it's not very awe inspiring when you think about it
especially when you're as hung over as i am... and your bodies doing everything in it's power to prove just how terrible it is :(
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God: I am God!
Steph: What, you?
God: Yes
Steph: ...You're kinda an ugly god.
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something in the variety of tentacles maybe
yeah... i'd respect any god that had tentacles :)
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