Have you noticed that according to our logic (stretching the meaning of the word to new found dimensions here), every single person in the known universe has a drug problem? Well, not so much problem, really, Bert and Ernie have been considerably happier since they started. But, you know. Does drugs in some form. And it all comes down to one person.
Ronald McDonald.
*jumps, leaps and bounds to disprove your theories*
look, as long as it improves their lives then i don't see a problem with it.
and of course it's ronald mcdonald, he gets 'em while they're young with the happy meals and their bright little toys, and there are just so many places you can hide the drugs.
SO MANY
anyway, we've clearly proven that all disney characters are on drugs... just look at their pupils...
actually, i think it's only characters in childrens shows/books that we've decided are on drugs....
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be on msn, help me with my essay
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we missed eachother :( *fails*
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I bet it was actually Elmo, but...you know...
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what does he need money for? the network supplies his drugs and he lives in the gutter.
as far as i can tell anyway... and i don't see anyone jumping to disprove my theories
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Ronald McDonald.
*jumps, leaps and bounds to disprove your theories*
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and of course it's ronald mcdonald, he gets 'em while they're young with the happy meals and their bright little toys, and there are just so many places you can hide the drugs.
SO MANY
anyway, we've clearly proven that all disney characters are on drugs... just look at their pupils...
actually, i think it's only characters in childrens shows/books that we've decided are on drugs....
hehe boobahs
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Goddamn son of a bitch has owed me a fiver for like a year.
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he stole all the money from our house fund...
and that is why we're going to KILL HIM
although... elmo is also a likely suspect....
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