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35nightmares

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Nov 18, 2005 11:06

Someone tell me where to buy a monkey

i need one to exchange, this is very VERY important

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maelin November 18 2005, 01:04:35 UTC

eBay.

Link

35nightmares November 18 2005, 01:29:30 UTC

now why didn't i think of that sooner?

breo_saighit November 18 2005, 10:35:57 UTC

I hear the White House has one going for free. Although an excellent monkey, he has a bad habit of trying to run countries. If you can get past that...bargain!

35nightmares November 18 2005, 11:42:04 UTC

nah, i looked into that, apparently we had to spend years worth of arse kissing currency before we could get that particular monkey into the COUNTRY.

i think getting him to my house would be a little more difficult
:(

anyway, i want a nice, easily controlled monkey, not a megalomaniacal one.

maelin November 18 2005, 14:33:38 UTC

Perhaps you could buy the pet monkey they had on Captain Planet and the Planeteers.

You know, the one they gave the Heart ring.

35nightmares November 18 2005, 23:45:45 UTC

i don't want the consolation prize

i'm not that terrible at life *angry*

jaffleiron November 18 2005, 14:54:58 UTC

Monkey.

*Is completely useless*

35nightmares November 18 2005, 23:46:25 UTC

best advice i've had all week :)