Okay, I'm gonna post the words of the Wraith Crack song that
bunnyvon,
cadiliniel,
cosmic_llin and I made up in London...
I don't know what I've been told (x2)
The touch of Wraith will make you old (x2)
Rodney's smart and really hot (x2)
And Carson is a sexy Scot (x2)
Rodney (x2)
Carson(2)
Rodney, Carson (x3)
John!
Teyla and John are meant to be (x2)
But not as much as Radek and me (x2)
Rodney/Carson's really sweet (x2)
Because they're sexy, sexy beasts (x2)
Rodney (x2)
Carson (x2)
Rodney, Carson (x3)
Slash!
Steve/Bob/Gordon OT3 (x2)
Wraith slash is the one for me (x2)
Caldwell used to be a Goa'uld (x2)
Liz is awesome, Ronan's cool (x2)
Wraith slash (x2)
Caldwell (x2)
Wraith slash, Caldwell (x3)
Liz!
Ford was cool but now he's whack (x2)
Because he's doped up on Wraith Crack! (x2)
Novak, Lorne and Grodin too (x2)
Stackhouse, Markem, we love you (x2)
Wraith crack (x2)
Novak (x2)
Wraith crack, Novak (x3)
Kawoosh!