Sixteenth Hat on the Stack [voice]

[3_hat_day]

-What is recorded is a long string of humored laughter. The man seems to be having trouble BREATHING because he's laughing so hard. Seriously, he is literally Rolling On The Floor Laughing His Ass Off. Something really really funny must have happened. But in reality, there's something else going on...-

WHAT KIND OF LAMEASS BADGUY STEALS DOORS?

Comments

[harkonnenorbust]

D-doors...?

[3_hat_day]

Doors.

[harkonnenorbust]

I don't understand. Why would someone want to take... doors?

[3_hat_day]

I dunno. He ranted about it but I stopped paying attention.

[whatthefactor]

Stan, zetta obviously.

[3_hat_day]

HA HA OH WOW

[whatthefactor]

He's not even a couple limits short of an integral. There's just nothing there. An empty set.

[3_hat_day]

Someone needs to give him a few lessons. I wouldn't waste more than a laugh on this jackoff.

[floor_inspector]

I uh...That kinda sounds like something I'd do.

[3_hat_day]

We've already established that you're made of bad ideas, mate.

[floor_inspector]

It's not a bad idea! You never know when a door could come in handy! I survived at sea for three days floating on one.

...On the other hand, I'm not sure how many doors I could fit in my pants...

[3_hat_day]

This guy didn't steal doors to use them, Guy.

[3_hat_day]

See? That's, like, everyone's reaction.

[3_hat_day]

He's obviously a lameass.

[not_riku_thx]

Stupid Evil King Stan, that's who.

[3_hat_day]

What a joke.

[not_riku_thx]

I'd be laughing a lot more if I didn't have to waste my time rescuing my front door and putting it back.

[3_hat_day]

Man, sucks to be you.