I'm excited (oh so excited) to see you back online. Now that you are a minister, my hate group can't beat you up. This is ok only because we've decided to go after hippies now. You're off the hook.
In fact, now that you are a minister, you can marry Mittens and I. We've been waiting a long time to get someone to marry us, because most preacher's think it's against God to marry a llama, but I think it's ok to marry anything, if you really care for it. I know you'll do the right thing, because you know me, and Garrett will testify that mittens and I have had a "thing" for awhile, this is true love.
Also, since Jesus and I are becoming co-serial killers, you can join us to say grace over the bodies of our victims. I'm sure he won't mind.
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In fact, now that you are a minister, you can marry Mittens and I. We've been waiting a long time to get someone to marry us, because most preacher's think it's against God to marry a llama, but I think it's ok to marry anything, if you really care for it. I know you'll do the right thing, because you know me, and Garrett will testify that mittens and I have had a "thing" for awhile, this is true love.
Also, since Jesus and I are becoming co-serial killers, you can join us to say grace over the bodies of our victims. I'm sure he won't mind.
I heart you so much Bry, it might be killing me.
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