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3dglasses

Work shit!

May 03, 2005 11:23

To escape from Hell-Torcherville (my job), I retreated to the restroom and caught up on some reading. I did have to shit though, so I did that too. After sitting for about five minutes I heard someone enter the restroom ( Read more... )

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thelittlenipple May 3 2005, 11:52:53 UTC

ahahahahaha my god that is the strangest most disgusting thing I have ever read. How wonderful!

3dglasses May 4 2005, 08:35:25 UTC

I know, I don't post about anything very often but this I had to post about.

JESUS BOY, PULL YOUR DAMN PANTS UP itsgonnarain May 4 2005, 02:27:36 UTC

i was taking a shit at walmart one time. i was in the middle stall, the one on my right was broken, and the one on my left was the handicapped stall with a man in it also taking a shit. then i here a mother outside of the bathroom send in her young son. she yelled for him to hurry up but alas the stalls were all taken. he yelled back "mom theres a man in there." as he shook the door of the handicapped stall. this went on for about a minute and finally the man left the stall and the kid could go. the man that had occupied the stall previosly began to wash his hands when the child started struggling keeping the door closed. the man then walked over and held the door closed and explained to the boy how to work the latch. the man then hurried out of the bathroom, not wanted to be involved any longer. they boy then could get up onto the toilet and started screaming about that. finally, i assume, he made it. you would think this would end the story, but nope. the boy couldn't get his pants up and on top of that he couldn't unlatch and open ( ... )

Re: JESUS BOY, PULL YOUR DAMN PANTS UP 3dglasses May 4 2005, 08:34:57 UTC

Dude, that is amazing. Why are kids learning to poop on the toilet in public places so bizzare and disgusting?

we all have stories kimbergarten May 4 2005, 14:03:53 UTC

the other day i was at work and a woman told me there was a little girl crying in the bathroom with no parent to be found. i walked into the bathroom to hear the grunting kind of crying mixed with actual real crying (not induced by constipation). i waited awhile before saying anything so i wouldn't disrupt her bm, and after she dropped a few i asked her if she was ok and if she wanted me to get her mom. she started crying really hard and i couldn't understand a word she was saying except "wiiiiiiiipe". so i told her how to wipe. she stopped crying eventually, and came out of the stall. it was then that i realized this was actually an eleven year old boy. he wiped his face with his dirty hands, hugged me and said his mom was at schnuck's next door and told him not to leave the children's section so he better get back. he walked out without washing his hands. i went into his stall to flush the toliet only to discover nothing in the toliet except mounds of paper and a few seat protectors. i'm still not sure what it was i heard dropping

Re: we all have stories 3dglasses May 4 2005, 19:23:34 UTC

That is amazing. i read this once to myself and now I have read it outloud to my friends because I love this one.

pastiche_art May 10 2005, 00:24:41 UTC

I saw you on the 3D site and I added you. Hope you don't mind.

3dglasses May 10 2005, 06:08:18 UTC

not at all! My name is Bryan. May I ask what drove you to add me?

SAdm jabberwocky November 27 2007, 03:59:58 UTC

Man, if you were throwin' up gems like this, you definitely need to get back in the LJ-posting game. Look at all of these loyal readers you had/have, too!