"...You're certain this is how it works? I simply speak into it? Okay, here goes... Uhh, hello? You've reached the voicemail of Sholeh Zeela a Zhahar. We--I mean I--can't come to the...phone?...right now, so please leave the information best suited for us--me--to get back to you and w--I will. Yes. Ummm, thank you?"
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Requisite disclaimer )
"Are you kidding me? What the hell are you thinking? Why are you telling me this shit? Are you high? God, I bet you are." A beat. "And you'd better not be a terrorist or I will destroy you, jerkass."
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