Voicemail: Sholeh Zeela a Zhahar

Apr 26, 2012 14:55

"...You're certain this is how it works? I simply speak into it? Okay, here goes... Uhh, hello? You've reached the voicemail of Sholeh Zeela a Zhahar. We--I mean I--can't come to the...phone?...right now, so please leave the information best suited for us--me--to get back to you and w--I will. Yes. Ummm, thank you?"

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notacokeperson May 17 2013, 15:05:42 UTC
[From here.]

"Are you kidding me? What the hell are you thinking? Why are you telling me this shit? Are you high? God, I bet you are." A beat. "And you'd better not be a terrorist or I will destroy you, jerkass."

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3girls_1core May 17 2013, 21:26:48 UTC
[Continued here and here.]

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