I'm so sorry

[whollyrandom]

"First, Sorceress, I'm going to insert these crystal balls into you." gloated Skeletor. "Then you'll be well and truly f*cked."

- from Fifty Shades of Grayskull, by Evil-Lyn James

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[lucian_albrecht]

https://lh6.googleusercontent.com/-RD5x9-QwTM8/UBW1QWVFu7I/AAAAAAAAHB0/aB2BKF0CGfs/s679/50+shades+of+greyskull.jpg ?

hehehe

[lucian_albrecht]

Also, why stop at ruining 80s cartoons? Let's ruin everything!

As the narwhal of time approaches the whaler of eternity, I note there's just enough time for a round of Dodgy Erotica Bookshelf. I'd like the panel to suggest books likely to be enjoyed by fans of inexplicably popular lightly-rewritten Twilight S&M fanfiction...

1930s pulp:
Fifty Shades of Greystoke
1830s politics:
Fifty Shades of Earl Grey
1940s SOE novels:
Fifty Shades of Charlotte Gray
Babylon 5:
Fifty Shadows of the Grey Council
Greek myth:
Fifty Hades of Grey
Lord of the Rings:
Fifty Havens of Grey and its sequel, Fifty Shades of Gandalf The Grey
Rap:
50¢ of Grey
Paul Simon:
Fifty Shades To Leave Your Lover

[maviscruet]

Oh gods. My eyes!

[lslaw]

I saw an advert at King's Cross; a large billboard which read:

'There is only one Fifty Shades of Grey.

'Read the original and best.'

Aside from the painful grammar proclaiming the unity of a plural, the idea that it was either original or best was mind-boggling.