im pouring some whiskey

[3mo_k1d]

HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

so today i found out something really funny.

you wanna know?

MY DAD OWNS A BLOW UP DOLL!

i call her Misty.

Comments

[taikodrmskikazz]

for those lonely nights alone.........USE THE MAGIC BLOW UP DOLL!!!!

they come in 140ish different variations:
Blonde Brunette Redhead Black (hair colors)

White Black Asian Indian/Middle Eastern (ethnicities)

Big Medium Small (breast size)

Hairy Trimmed Shaved (i think you get the picture ;-))

and you get to NAME HER!.......like MISTY!

only $129.95

[3mo_k1d]

HAHAHAHAHA!

i love you adam.

[no_nevermind]

We have blow up dolls. John and Jane I think, they are awesome. We like to put them in thongs and run around with them :). When I say we, I mean my parents have them..and the neighbors have some too. THAT SOUNDS EFFED UP!

[3mo_k1d]

lol YES IT DOES!

but thats ok.

[ineptriot]

sick ass!

[3mo_k1d]

haha yup