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[3rd_engine]

THE SITUATION: Jeff arrives at school half-way through the day wearing the shirt his dad recently gave to him. The front reads "The Vagina Monologues". The back reads, "Give your lips a voice!". At the lunch table, there is a great divide between those who believe he'll be stopped by security and those who think he'll get away with wearing it for

Comments

[chelsonator]

Why don't you go write some more haikus, faggot.

[3rd_engine]

I think seven is a good stopping point.

[aww_suki_suki]

oh man... that is awesome. who wears vagina monologues t-shirts anyway... honestly. hah. jeff cravath? aw i love that kid.

[rutterlullaby]

yeah I was wondering what the front of his shirt said. I only saw the back of it. if anything was "typical jeff", that would be it.

[roaming_sheep]

I bet he'll have one hell of a monologue in his defense, and, for his sake, I hope it's less sexually suggestive.

Thank you, folks! I'll be here all night!

[lelona]

haha @ asu there is a huge sign and table promoting the Vagina Monologues and i must say i took a second glance when i saw it in the center of campus-- but then i remembered i wasnt in high school anymore....haha great story tho-those security guards are overqualified hu?

[3rd_engine]

When they didn't make it into Yale, they needed something to fall back on.