OPRAH VOTED ME THE #1 BLOG

[3rdworldcinema]

Oprah totally said I have the best blog in the universe, so I totally have the best blog in the universe; I'd like to welcome my new audience of midwestern housewives to my blog; HI BETSY! You know what? Shout Stain remover really does work, thanks Bev for endorsing it so ardently, it really does get the red out!! Or, is that Visine -- OH, but

Comments

[callmebetty]

david i am bored of you.

[lifenxcess]

Then, bitch don't read his life!

[klingrap]

Easy, tigress.