please don't read this.

[3secs2late]

there really has to be a better way to make money...i could start some type or gang, i've already got a good name "El Cacahuetes" it sounds good, but in english it means "The Peanuts" which makes me think of some spanish charlie brown type gang, which i'm pretty sure his name would be something to the effect of Carlos Marron...maybe i should sell

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[tropicalghoti]

1. i like the new icon
2. if you decided to be a hitman, you could be like john cusack in gross point blank. he's a badass.
3. maybe instead of killing people for money and having to worry about people finding your semen and using it for evil, you could just sell your semen to sperm banks and then you'd be using your semen for good.
4. i dont know anything about urinals except that when i see them, i know i've gone into the wrong room.

[3secs2late]

i don't even know where the sperm bank is, but it does sound like a good idea, i mean basically i could get paid to masturbate, but i really don't know the point of giving my semen, i mean is it readily available to anyone at a moments notice, can anyone just artificially inseminate themselves with my seed without me knowing...but i do think that's what this world needs, more of my semen in circulation, that's the world i want to live in.

[tropicalghoti]

i think you have to sign a waver saying that just anyone can use your seed to make mini roys at any juncture in time and you wont go looking for them later. although, i'm sure after a while you'd start thinking that every brown haired baby looked a little bit like you.