Step 001

[candycrabapple]

[Once waking up, the young troll wasted no time in yelling and flailing angrily at the nurses, effectively scaring them out of his room with a stream of overly elaborate threats that involved bits of them they were not entirely sure they had. his eyes as grey as his skin as he glares at them as they leave

Comments

[bye_to_yer_head]

Ya can't beat someone with their own intestines, mate. They'd die from th' shock 'f having 'em pulled out of their body.

[bye_to_yer_head]

No. I'm a mammal. We don't hatch out 'f eggs.

You gonna turn into a butterfly at some point or somethin'?

[candycrabapple]

[He just stares at the screen]

Why the fuck would I become a fucking butterfly? That's a stupid fucking conclusion to jump to. I just get taller from here, stupid. We aren't that much fucking different from you useless humans. Except you're inferior, translucent and breakable.

[bye_to_yer_head]

Larvae usually turn into bugs. Though I'm thinkin' you'll be one of those annoying moths that singe themselves on campfires.

And I ain't never met a human that was translucent.

[candycrabapple]

Wow, you are so wrong about how our biology works that your talking is verging on being perpetually pathetic. We don't become fucking moths! How viscous are your think pans? Because really, this information should have sunk through by now. Even Egbert was fucking quicker than this, and he wins the gold fucking medal in most stupidity to accumulate in a sentient being.

I will admit though, at least you made an educated connection.

[bye_to_yer_head]

*Insert eyeroll here.*

You moight actually be grouchier than RED. Maybe if Solly shows up he'll make you a medal.

[candycrabapple]

-Visibly twitches when 'red' is mentioned-

Wow a medal from something called 'Solly' that isn't even in attendance. Shall I throw a shameglobe crushingly boring fucking parade now, or later? Because ultimately I'd rather just take my own scythe and cull myself than have some medal from something roughly humanoid just for being theoretically grumpier than some other easily damaged human,