New Spelling Rules for English to be adopted by European Union

[3stitches]

I ganked this from greenkira who got it from her dad:

Comments

[mia_mcdavid]

1) Do you know your cut didn't go anywhere?

2) Do you recognize this joke? It's been around for years, though not attached to the EU.

[gmcdavid]

This has been around a long time. The original is older than you or me, let alone the European Union. See, for example,

http://eserver.org/langs/shaw-and-meihem.txt

(and I think the longer form is much better)